I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

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authoritydangerheartkilljoy: jukebox-is-a-ghost: my-dear-symphony: remembersoufflegirl: alohajohnny: ohhigabby: if you don’t get this, we are not from the same generation… MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED AND I ADMIT TO SQUEALING LOUDLY IN A INHUMAN NOISE I love this. It’s Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable!
the-absolute-best-posts: xomkcxo: The end is near
wantonforwontons: So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from. This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word. Why does’t this have more notes

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

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lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

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askthosesillystickmen: So, that just happened…

If I don’t stop getting spam messages from Tumblr I’m going to attack someone.

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payto:

lyndsimac:

pierceduh-veil:

samfuckingb3ttl3y:

Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.

everyone fucking reblog this

forever reblog

Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.

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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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