i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
i know like 50 words in french i’m coming to steal your girl
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.
how do fish have sex
the female lay their eggs in the water, then the male puts their sperm on the eggs.
so they don’t even get to touch the booty what a waste
why do you think nemo wanted to touch the butt so bad
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.